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Name: Alex
Country: United States
State: Arizona
Metro: Tucson
Birthday: 8/27/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: I like to dabble in many things. I guess you can call me a renaissance man. I love baseball. Barry Bonds is my hero. I'm a sucker for chick flicks. AnD I love Dave Chappelle. Also, I love da ladies. Oh yeah!!!
Expertise: Women, being a great guy, falling in love, basketball & baseball, working out. being hot
Occupation: Student
Industry: Business
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
3/31/2006
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| Dear Sexy Senoritas,
I write to you all as a heartbroken man that has realized that I have lost something and can never get back. Something that is near and dear to me. No, its not my IPod not even my favorite Abercrombie & Fitch shirt. Those things don't even matter when compared to what I lost. I lost my very own Diane Lau. Oh...she completes me. Every time I yell out "I'm so lonely!!!!," I hope she hears me and rushes to rescue me from my desperateness. Every time I see her, Oh man, I have to take a breath because she takes my breath away. And when I sing "I Can Love You Like That" by my favorite band All 4 One, I imagine that Im singing to her. Her smile, laugh and her smell just make me giddy with joy. But my moment has passed and I have to live with that. But I can keep on dreaming...
Adios,
Senor Alex Ong xoxo
Heres to you babe!!!!
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| To All Da Single Ladies,
I still have not received any phone calls, text messages or even emails about going out on a date with me. I don't know what's happening to me. I used to be in the prime of my life and now...look at me, I'm washed up like Barry Bonds. I don't know whats wrong with me? I have a face like Orlando Bloom. The hair of Paul Walker and the skin of Keira Knightley. Maybe girls like a sensitive man, who can let out a tear once in awhile. But I'm a tough guy that has no emotion. Who am I kidding? I cry everytime I watch Mean Girls. Oh I got it, girls like to know what they're getting into. I'll let them know what to expect on our fabulous date. Heres a typical date with Alex Ong, the one and only:
I would pick up around 6:00pm in my sporty VW Passat named Kimmie. She gets great gas mileage and plus I look sexy in her. I would open the door for you and say "Are you tired? Because you've been running around my mind all day long." After a short conversation in the car, we'll arrive at my favorite restauraunt...Subway!!! Oh and of course we'll go on a Thursday because thats Italian BMT day. And since I'm a nice guy, you can get the foot long, but you can only have wheat bread because I don't date fat girls. After the romantic dinner, I'll take you to my favorite place in the world. This place brings a joy to my face everytime I go there. I always feel welcome when I step through those shiny, sliding doors and I see my sexy face on the security camera. If you don't know by now, its Walgreens!! We'll skip in the aisles and browse at the awesome deals Walgreens has. Maybe I'll buy something for you, but only in exchange for a kiss at the end of the date. After Walgreens, I'll switch into SUPER romantic mode and put in one of my slow jams mix tapes into my CD player. You won't resist the lyrical tunes of Brian McKnight, Boys II Men and my favorite All 4 One. If you're lucky, maybe we'll make out, but I don't want you to use me for my body. After all is said and done, I'll take you home and we'll chat online for hours.
If you're a fine girl that is interested in going on a date like this, let me know and we'll kick it?
Also check my sexy self at http://www.ratethisasian.com/?id=10095
So hit me up
Alex Ong xoxoxo
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| "I"m soooooooooooooooooo Lonely!!!!" ~ Alex Ong
"Girls just want to use me for my body" ~ Alex Ong
"Are you single? Well I am, but thats not what we're here to talk about" ~ Alex Ong
"I can't date a girl with an ugly name" ~ Alex Ong
"I'll be the ultimate 5th-Wheel when Brandon gets a girlfriend" ~ Alex Ong
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Dear Ladies and Sexy Ladies,
I
still haven't had any responses yet, but thats ok I have other things
on my mind. I saw this sexy, chocolate skinned lady on TV.
I can't get her out of my mind. Shes all I can think of, plus
shes a Giants fan too. Whats wrong with me? I never fixate
my mind on just one girl. I usually have a hand-full of girls in
my grip, but thats not that case this time. She has the sexiest
arms I have ever seen. They look like they can break me in
half. That drives me wild. Since I don't know her name I'll
call her "Chocolate Thunder." Just a note to all you ladies, if
you want a chance with me, model yourself after this girl. But
there is one girl that does have some of her qualities. She has a
manly voice, a Giants fan and a smile that makes me melt like chocolate on a warm summer day.
But I forgot her name. Oh well.
Maybe "Chocolate Thunder" plays softball or something? We could
play catch and just frolick in the outfield. I guess that would
be my ulitmate date. Grass, dancing and baseballs is the date of
my dreams. And according to the photo above, I date anyone, even
the sistas. I hope I find this girl soon, she drives me crazy,
with her big arms and giant stature. Me = In Love!!!
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